Image

Tuna Sandwich

Advertisements

This is just inappropriate rap music. LOVE IT!

Ok, this is a hot rap ditty I’ve dropped, positive feedback welcome, I’ve taken out all the obscene language because my wife’s a prude and I don’t want her to leave me before I make it big.

Here we go, drop the mother trucken beat
Bamin slamin, droppin the salamy
Rock it to the beat and the rhythms on fire
I own three Dire wolves
Yeah sittin on the Iron throne, droppin a deuce
Baby come sit on my lap
slow clap
I pull out the map to find the treasure
in your pants, lets dance, Double time.

Flow, Grow, Sow some seeds
Watch me blow, your your mind
rip diddling and splitten
nitty gritty, go with it.

Chorus ———–—

It’s all for the price of love.
Yeah baby, all for the price of love.
Fellas you with me
All for the price of love
Yeah, all for the price of love

—————————

Second verse, break the curse
A thousand dove fly out my arse, makin me holy again
Pants too tight, grown big muscles
Not a boy anymore mom
Still your son but harder from the game

Talk shit, get smacked down
solved all the puzzles
riddle me this, as I take a dump on your face
Found grace in the god above.

Chorus ———–—

It’s all for the price of love.
Yeah baby, all for the price of love.
Fellas you with me
All for the price of love
Yeah, all for the price of love

—————————

Peace.

Sex is amazing
Sex is great
But don’t use a cactus
You’ll injure your date

Love is so special
Love is so free
But don’t fuck an echidna
You’ll wreck your pee pee

Fucking is cool
But sometimes not free
Don’t pay for a hooker
You’ll end up with Hep-C

Intercourse is awesome
Intercourse is fun
But leave out the pineapple
You’ll ruin your pizza